Big Announcement

I love surprises. I like them when I get them but I really like to give surprises. I’m not a mean surprise person though. You know the kind. They’re the ones you hesitate to go blind folded with or hold your hand open with your eyes closed. I don’t like those kind of surprises. People who get surprises from me typically are excited they have a surprise in store.

So since I’m talking about surprises, I’ve got something to tell you. I have a surprise. Only, I can’t tell you what it is. If you’re in the Clarksville, Tn area, you can find out by coming to Xtreme this Sunday. Because this Sunday we are making



If you’re not in the area, I’ll let you know Monday. I wanna tell you now. I’m itching to tell you. But I can’t. Pastor Carlo would punch me in my face then hang me up by my big toe and use me as a target to throw knives at. After that, he’d leave me out for the buzzards to munch on. So I think I’ll just keep quiet.


About Kevin Riner
child of grace, worshiper of Jesus, husband, father, Pastor of Village Church, author of Faith Debugged

5 Responses to Big Announcement

  1. Torrie says:

    Aww man!! Now you got me all curious and *REALLY* wanna know!

  2. Jaemi says:

    Carlo didn’t appreciate my laughter at your very apt description of what would happen if any of us spilled the beans, but I can’t wait either. It’s going to be an awesome year for Xtreme, and this Sunday is just the beginning!!

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